Sunday - bye bye

Dave said that you guys were coming back today and while i've had a great time, i've missed you guys!

Saturday - Water Fight!!!

Today was a great day. It was super crazy hot, but Christy came over and we played and played and played. It's been fun with Dave too, but Christy brought out the big guns today... WATER HOSE!!!

It was so much fun. I was trying to drink it and then catch the water with my teeth. It's very slippery though and wouldn't stay for too long. I think she was trying to give me a bath too... not 100% sure though since I didnt see any soap. But, she did get my whole body wet

Fin de Semana!

YAY! so happy it's Friday!! Although, everyday is like a Friday to me. I've been having lots of fun with Dave but will be glad once you guys are home. He's strict on how many cookies I can have everyday and you guys give me more.

Today the weather was super weird. Raining, not raining. hot, humid. blah. no fun. It's supposed to pour tonight, which will hopefully drown out Dave's snoring. At least I don't have to sleep in the basement with him. There's a little bit of a barrier since he's all the way downstairs. It'd be horrific if he were up here with me! Although, if he slept in the kitchen we could swap manly stories.. and maybe he'd make waffles. (we watched Shrek)

Tomorrow if it's nice out, Dave said that he, Christy and the chew toy would take me to the park to play. I'm hoping that that means as long as it's not totally down pouring we'll go. I'm sure the chew toy will talk them into it. She seems to get what she wants. i'll have to learn how to do her puppy eyes.

Torrential down pour - Thursday

As you can guess by the heading, it rained all day. blah. Don't worry though, I made sure Dave got his exercise regardless. He found a tennis ball and we played in the basement. When the clouds parted ways, we went outside a few times. Dave said he needed fresh air and I took the opportunity to let all the farts out.

Dave went out around after breakfast and came back with 2 big books. He said that he starts school in a week and it was time to pre-read everything. He read while I played with the rubber chicken.

Didn't see Christy today. Dave said that she was stuck at work and that after work she had to go home and see the chew toy. Dave said that after the chew toy goes to sleep she sits up and watches Glee. She must have run out of decent shows to watch. The songs are ok... or at least that's what Dave says.

Christy's been forgetting to post photos with the blogs! shame on her. you should talk to her. she's slacking for sure. Here are two of my faves from earlier in the week. I found a stick... well, i guess it's technically a tree limb. Still, SUPER fun to play with!

Hump Day - Wednesday

The weather this week has been pretty gross. My hair is all frizzy and super curly. Blah. If I weren't such a manly dog, I'd be really annoyed. But, I'm a tough boy so I'm not going to let is frizz me. ha ha. get it get it? that's right. a puppy joke.

My tummy didn't feel super great today which made Dave pretty worried. Christy made me some rice and that helped me feel better. It really wasn't that bad. He's just a nervous nelly. I'm sure it was just that weird bug that was on my stick that made my tummy a little unsettled. But it's all good in the grass now. get it? another puppy joke. i crack myself up

Tuesday snooze day

Today was a crummy day. Not because Dave had once again broken into the house and woke up here, but because the weather was horrific. It was just so crummy out. Kept raining and was hot, muggy and buggy.

Dave and I watched some movies. He wouldn't let me watch Lassie. Which is fine because that Timmy sure does get in a lot of trouble and needs to get bailed out way too much. Who has time to look after that kid when all those sticks are around!

Rain rain go away - case of the monday's

So happy that i got a lot of playing in yesterday because today was ga-ross. when it wasn't drizzling it was pouring. talk about no fun. Dave was here again this morning. I'm starting to feel like a broken record because he is always around. Maybe he and Christy are fighting. i dunno. i don't mind having him around though. he lets me hang out with him downstairs in the man cave. he watches movies and i look for stuff to chew. I found his shoe last night under the couch and he hid the rubber chicken for me to find too.

We hung out all morning and he watched me eat. My tummy wasn't feeling super hot. I think it was the weather but I went outside and did my business anyway. I won't get into all the details because Dave said it was gross but he said he wanted to look for my "special" cookies that help make stuff not taste so good. oh well.

The weather was horrible so we played a lot in the basement. He won't throw the ball up / down the stairs because he said he's afraid I'll slip and fall. I told him that i'm a young pup but he said too bad so sad. He said he'd feel terrible if i broke a hip or a paw. so whatever. as long as he throws the ball somewhere, i guess i don't really care where.

Sunday - filled with poodles

Guess who was back again this morning! I know i've said this before but seriously, how long is he sticking around? I can't sleep with all his snoring. The cats think it's pretty funny to try and scare him though. One of them jumped in front of him as he was coming up the stairs from Daddy's mancave. He just about jumped out of his skin. hilarious.

Dave made me go out SUPER early this morning because apparently today was the chew toy's first birthday party. Christy and Dave threw her a 50s themed party and Dave kept talking about poodle skirts. Not sure why but I think they gave a poodle to each of the other chew toys at the party. I am not sure why anyone would want a poodle, but at least they gave away dogs and not cats. (but between us, poodles aren't that much better ;) ) Dave said that I couldn't come to the party because the chew toys might want to try and ride me since they're so little. That didn't make any sense but I was too tired from listening to him snore all night long that I was looking forward to some quiet time.

Before I knew it, Dave was back and we were outside playing. He must have thrown that stinkin' ball for hours. it was great fun. the weather was perfect not too hot and there was a wonderful breeze.

Scorching Hot Saturday

It was super hot today! Woke up and it was kinda chilly in the morning. Dave slept over again. Man oh man can he snore! holy crud. I thought it was thundering out but i didn't hear any rain so it HAD to be him. Or the cats. Or maybe Ziggy. he's still hiding somewhere. He must be downstairs with the cats. Oh well. I'm glad to have the kitchen all to myself. he kept farting in my face, which was just rude. Everyone thought it was me though. Anyway, i digress.

Today was a lot like yesterday except that Christy and the non chewy chew toy didn't come over. Dave said that Christy and Emma had to take her one-year old portraits. Whatever that means. Don't know why you'd want a portrait of a chew toy. Now a stick or a perfect brand new tennis ball, that makes total sense.

Dave came back around lunch and we went to a park with a little lake. I barked a little at some white animal that was there. The white animal was walking on the water. It was pretty cool to watch. After a while, and a nice long walk, we jogged back home.

A little while later Dave came back and he brought me new tennis balls! It's a good thing because I think Ziggy put them in a hole somewhere. We had a great time playing 4 ball fetch. Great game!

:)

hope you guys are having fun!

Friday Funday

Woke up this morning and new it would be full of adventures. Dave decided to spend the night. I guess he forgot where he lives. or he's too afraid of the dark to drive home. oh well. I didn't mind except he woke me up super early to go for a walk. I guess he had to pee. But i didn't even see him pee. He's like a ninja.

After I took Dave for a walk we came back home and had some breakfast. Well, at least I ate. I offered him some kibbles but he said nah. fine by me. i was only half offering anyway. After breakfast we went back out to play and then a little while later, Christy came to play too! She brought me a big chew toy. I haven't seen one like it before. They called it Emma and wouldn't let me chew it. It was such a tease. Emma is hardly as big as one of my logs that I like to play with. But, they got all squirmy when I went near it. Oh well. Christy said that she needed some exercise so I told her to get my collar and I'd take her for a walk. Dave took the non-chewy chew toy, Emma, and we went for a nice long walk. Christy and I ran for a while. She wore flip flops which she said wasn't a smart move for running.

We then jogged back to the house. Dave put Emma in the car and Christy took me around back to see if we could find any of the tennis balls that Ziggy hid.

Christy let go of the leash and wouldn't you know who was back on MY turf? That crazy black cat! I couldn't believe it. I told that black cat to NOT come back here no more no more. and yet, it was back. well, i couldn't have it mock me on my turf so I chased it off the property. and the one next door. and the one behind that one. I heard Christy calling my name so then I hid. She kept calling and calling. I could hear her in the woods cracking twigs and moving tree branches around. She was saying some funny sound words; *(&^! and @#%! and 'get back here Fritz'. When I saw that she picked up a stick I came running from behind the neighbors house to play. Finally, she was talking my language - STICK! Unfortunately, it was a trap. She grabbed my leash. but that's ok, i took the stick. we were both happy. She then brought me back to Dave who brought me inside. I then ate the rest of my breakfast and went back out to go to the bathroom again. By then Christy and the chew toy scam, Emma, had left. Dave said that he'd be back soon. I was glad that they were gone. i was pooped and needed to catch up on my beauty sleep.

freeeedom!!!!!!

Sorry this post is a little late Mommy. I've been partying it up with Dave, going for walks, and watching dogs on TV (can you say bow-wow!)

So I knew something was up the other day when you guys left for work. You had suitcases and kept telling me to be a good boy. I'm always a good boy! But it was the suitcases that really keyed me into the fact that something was going down. Plus Ziggy has gotten SUPER good at hide and seek. I can't find him anywhere. Maybe you went to go and find him. If you do, tell him to give me back my tennis balls. I can't find them anywhere. Dave came at lunch time to play with me. It was a lot of fun. We went for a walk and to a park. He threw a stick for me since I couldn't find my tennis balls. It was fun.

The very best part was when Dave was sleeping in the basement. He didn't know that we have 2 cats in the house and was petting one and then the other one came and scared the crud out of him. It was HYSTERICAL! he yelled like a little poodle.

more later!

testing testing 1 2 3 testing

This is a test of the Fritzy broadcast system. I want to make sure all of my followers out there can get my emails.

thought for this morning. I LOVE tennis balls. I do. They bounce, they squish when you eat them, they roll around and they make my dog walker all butter fingery so she keeps dropping / throwing them. granted, i'm not complaining because there's not much better than the smell of tennis balls in the afternoon.

My handsome mug shot

Ok, i know i said that my stories will start on May 17th, but what the heck. I'll give my followers a little thrill.

How doesn't want to see some great pics of me?

Here are some pics that I had my favorite dog walker take of my "big" brother Ziggy and me.

We played ball a lot yesterday. She kept throwing it and I'd go and pick it up for her. Then She'd throw it again! what a nut. Ziggy was just hunting prey in the grass. Mommy said he was looking for a stinky worm so I wanted to check it out too. I didn't find any and wouldn't you know it, I turned around and that crazy dog walker lady threw the tennis ball again. Seriously, it's a good thing I'm around to go get it for her!

Thoughts by Fritzy

I've decided to start a blog for when Mommy and Daddy are away. This way, they can keep track of everything I'm doing, how I'm coping staying in the house without them (can we say Par-Tay! jk Mommy) and anything else I think of.

Stay tuned for my stories starting on May 17.

xoxo
Fritzy